I will spare you my rendition of ‘I Want Candy.’

Ah, dessert, loveliest of food groups. My family never really had a designated “dessert” period, like some folks do after dinner. Usually, my dad and I would just get out the ice cream gallon, fill up, and go watch TV when we were bored.

While society is rightfully more health-conscious these days, I don’t think I’d want to live in a world without sweets. Unhealthy though they may be, food is meant to be enjoyed, and the love and care that go into prepping many desserts is as sweet as the sugar that permeates them.

But which dessert is superior? There’s the ancient argument of cake versus pie, of course, but let’s go a little deeper than that. Answer some questions, and we’ll guess what your favorite sweet tooth-satiate is.