RIP to These Hair Gods

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Opening my heart and my home to all those affected by the tragedy of these haircuts.

I don’t mean to sound like a 14-year-old girl obsessing over a high school lacrosse player, but there is just something about guys with phenomenal hair. Maybe it’s a by-product of growing up in Bieber nation, or a lingering obsession with Logan from Zoey 101 but there is something truly special about a guy’s signature hairstyle. And when they CHANGE that hairstyle? All hell breaks loose. Especially if that change is irreversible, like a short buzz cut, or something that makes you see them in entirely new light, like a (gag) bowl cut.

Two boy-crush cuties have kissed their sweet, sweet locks goodbye and the internet is absolutely not OK. Everyone’s favorite neighborhood Spider-Man, Tom Holland, revealed his new haircut in an Instagram story this week. His signature curly brown hair was gone, and in place was an almost-bald ultra-short buzz. Just put me in a casket and call me Uncle Ben cause my heart stopped. His new look has been compared to Eminem and Eleven in season one of Stranger Things.

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And speaking of Stranger Things, the world’s best babysitter also departed from his luscious hair. Joe Keery, or Steve Harrington, ripped out my soul and fed it to a demogorgon when he chopped off his long, pushed-back immaculate hair for BANGS. Someone please check on him, because we all know that cutting bangs is a first-attempt at solving an unrelated problem.

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While both these men are still just as incredible and honestly, still look pretty dang fine, the internet lost its mind *just a little* and the reactions were, as always, incredible.

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