What You Should Buy Next on Amazon Based on Your Zodiac

Amazon is the perfect go-to for everyday essentials (yes, fuzzy slippers are an essential) and last-minute gifts (Prime 2-day shipping is honestly my best friend and most trusted companion). When you know you need something, Amazon will always be there for you. The speed at which a storage bin with exact dimensions or animal-shaped cookie cutters can be purchased is faster than one can even begin to establish buyer’s remorse. But what about the items you didn’t know you needed as told by the stars? Yes, the planets have come together and informed me of what you need to purchase next based on your zodiac. And yes, the words ‘need’ and ‘essentials’ have very broad definitions in mine (er, I mean, uh the planets) vocabularies.

Aries (March 21- April 19)

As the first sign of the zodiac, the energy and presence of the Aries must be recognized by its constituents. Aries is bold, driven, and confident, much like the ram that represents them. Sometimes their energy can be taken as aggression, and their confidence teeters on impulsive, a true fully-committed Amazon shopper. Their demand for attention makes them the perfect carrier for this human organ lunchbox which will undoubtedly strike up some conversation.

 Taurus (April 20- May 20)

Lover of nature and eclectic taste, the Taurus is ruled by love and the feeling of touch. Satisfied through creativity, beauty, devotion, and hard work, the Taurus is welcoming to the material world and the natural world. Ruled by the bull, the Taurus can at times be stubborn and unwilling to give up. They hold on to projects and relationships until they have reached satisfaction with them or fully completed a task. To give them a long-term project and labor of love, while also complimenting their obsession with beauty, the Taurus needs an at-home succulent garden to give its attention to.  

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Oh, the Gemini. Often labeled as two-faced or deceptive, the Gemini is a highly misunderstood sign. They are constantly learning, experiencing new things, and keeping up with their large circle of friends. They are fun-loving, life-long children and an invaluable friend to have. They are adaptable and likely to mirror the energy of the situation they are in. Symbolized by the Celestial Twins, the Gemini masters a split-personality lifestyle. To give them space to check-in with themselves, they need this funny self-therapy notepad.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Constantly following their heart and ruled by emotions, Cancers are often seen as a sensitive member of the zodiac. They are loyal through and through and would do absolutely anything (even though it may hurt them) to protect their loved ones. Cancers pour much of themselves into others and become insecure if that level of care and attention is not fully returned. To keep negative thoughts at bay and emotions in check, they absolutely need this plush Pusheen holding a donut, because really, how can you frown hugging that thing?

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Get the camera and mics ready, we have a Leo in the house! Ruled by the lion, the Leo is the true king of the jungle (or solar system). They exude passion, theatrics, drama, and full-heartedness in all of their actions. They are born to lead and have the confidence to sell any idea. Coincidentally, they often have incredible hair and being just a little bit vain, take impeccable care of their physical self. Being a Leo, one gift just will not cut it. They need this confidence-boosting mug for their morning cup o’ Joe and this Bluetooth karaoke microphone for all their random performances.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)  

Virgos are incredibly analytical and thoughtful. Nothing is left up to chance in the world of a Virgo, as they are intentional in all of their thoughts, actions, and words. On the interior, they are soft and full of emotion, but they are likely to put up a hard exterior to guard themselves against critique. They are true problem solvers in all aspects of their life. To please their sense of practicality and make their workspace more organized and aesthetically pleasing, they deserve to treat themselves to this wooden desk organizer.  

Libra (September 23- October 22)

Led with balance and diplomacy, the Libra is the only zodiac not represented by a living thing. They are champions of justice and equality and can sometimes expect people to see things the way they do. They love to share with others and spread their happiness to ensure everyone is getting a piece of this metaphorical pie. But they shouldn’t let this take away from their own pursuit of happiness, and they often are great role models at balancing the needs of their own with the needs of others. Because of this, they should buy this five-pound bag of gummy bears to share with all their friends, without compromising their own share.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

Ever truth-seeking, passionate, and focused on constantly learning, the Scorpio is one of the most determined members of the zodiac. Their dedication translates into great leadership skills and their bravery makes them an easy friend. Unless of course, you break their trust, as they are incredibly triggered by dishonesty and secretive people. To combat this, they need to host a game night with their squad and play some rounds of Never Have I Ever, to get the truth out of all their friends.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)

The wandering member of the zodiac. The Sagittarius is known for its constant desire to learn, experience new energies, connect deeper with the world, and guide their life in their best interest. Incredibly independent, they value freedom more than anything and hate clingy-people and the feeling of being trapped. They should splurge and by themselves, this trusted hammock that can take them from beach-lounging to mountain-hanging.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

The hybrid of the goat and the fish, the Capricorn easily maneuvers between the emotional and physical aspects of life. They are incredibly self-disciplined and will put the needs of others before themselves time and time again.  They are not one to take advantage of though, as they can be set in their ways and hold grudges. They are responsible and value family above all else. Their loyalty and dedication make them incredibly intuitive to others’ efforts, and they have a deep appreciation for the time and value of others and their triumphs. They need something the whole family can enjoy, that won’t create ripples or breed too much competition. This life-size game of Connect Four is the perfect entertainment to please their personality.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

The progressive of the astrology symbols. The Aquarius is eclectic, philosophical, and a deep thinker. They see the world as an opportunity for endless experiences and limitless knowledge and take every opportunity they can to enrich their lives more. They often have unique interests, perhaps because of their hatred for limitations and the mundane. To keep them occupied in the lulls of life, they should order this book of random facts. They’ll be sure to drop some knowledge at their next dinner party.

Pisces (February 19th-March 20)

Our very last zodiac friend. The Pisces is the old soul sign, as it has seen all the other trials and tribulations of the other zodiacs that have come before it. They are incredibly friendly and are able to treat their friends with top priority. Even with this, they do prefer alone time to reflect on the world around them and question the actions of others. They are incredibly artistic and find great joy in reading, writing, and music. They are dreamers, often living in their fantasy land, and should put this moon lamp on their bedside table to keep the beauty of their dream world close to home.

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