Can You Finish These Ten ‘SpongeBob’ Quotes?

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SpongeBob Squarepants: Always Relevant.

It’s well-documented fact of the internet that for every possible occasion, there is an applicable SpongeBob Squarepants quote. I don’t know why, I don’t know how, it just sort of shook out that way. This quotes have become so ubiquitous in pop culture, that almost any regular forum-goer can finish one once it’s been started for them. Heck, for some of them, they could probably remember the entire episode. All I have to do is write out the word “The” and that episode where SpongeBob procrastinates on writing an essay for boating school immediately springs to mind.

I’m on the internet enough (and have watched enough SpongeBob) to place just about any quote, at least from the older seasons. Let’s see if you can say the same.


  • Remember, (blank) is illegal on other planets.

    • Licking doorknobs
    • Sniffing the lawn
    • Shouting at clams
    • Drinking toilet water
  • What I learned in boating school today is: (blank)

    • Turning
    • Starting the boat
    • How to stop
    • Blankety blankety blank
  • It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was (blank)!

    • The best
    • Number one
    • The coolest
    • The toughest
  • The inner machinations of my mind are (blank).

    • A mystery
    • Unknowable
    • An enigma
    • Empty
  • “I thought of something funnier than 24.” “Let me hear it.” (Blank).

    • Barnacles
    • Fish paste
    • Tartar sauce
    • 25
  • Is (blank) an instrument?

    • Mayonnaise
    • Mustard
    • Relish
    • Horseradish
  • You mean you’ve never heard the story of the (blank)?

    • Trash-Bringing Masher
    • Sash-Ringing Crasher
    • Hash-Slinging Slasher
    • Crash-Dinging Casher
  • Who you callin’ (blank)?

    • Dirty Dan
    • Sandy
    • Pinhead
    • Patrick
  • When I die, you stay away from my (blank).

    • Stuff
    • House
    • Family
    • Funeral
  • All I know is fine dining and (blank).

    • Walking
    • Blinking
    • Breathing
    • Thinking

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